Shmodiac

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Zombies

No time to blog!

must..kill..Zombies!

Abandoned Mall

I walked around this old mall the other day.
I wanna go inside really bad but it's completely boarded up.. shame.

It was built in 78' but now it's completely abandoned.
Even though it's near a main highway it still felt very quiet and kind of eerie. there's probably zombies inside.

x-ray

I went to the doctor today.

yeah.. turns out this is not very normal:

Aw Crap

dang it. i have to give a class on fraternization this friday in front of all the other marines here at the company. crap. i really dont want to.this is on my last slide.. i hope it goes over well.

Passionate

so that's what that's called... okay.. passionate. well im just glad youre not mad. The best thing to do at this point is to freeze. their vision is based on movement.

I have a Ninja on my Wall [and you don't]

The Best Mistake i Ever Made..

i was wandering through wal-mart the other night (cuz that's what all the cool nocturnal people do at 3:00am on wednesday) and i found the 4th season of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [of the original cartoon series! cowabunga!]

so i picked it up, paid, and headed for the door. Feelin pretty good, i stopped at the dinosaur machine in the arcade area on my way out as usual.. (for some reason i have to play this game every time im at wal-mart.. well, not just for some reason.. it's only 50 cents and you could possibly maybe Win a small plastic Dinosaur!!)

but.. this time i didnt have any change at all.. not even a dollar. dang. oh wait! i did have a five in my pocket! sweeet. i took it to a drink machine to get a soda+change but it spat it back out.. so i tried another and then another. all the way down the row and every machine rejected my perfectly fine $5 bill.

oh well, i figured, that's ok i dont even want soda. so i decided i'd put my money in the dino machine and play one round and then hit the change button to make it spew back all my quarters.. yeah..

i played a round and lost so i hit the button for change but nothing happened. gasp.

the next round instantly started.

i had to play this dinosaur machine TEN times!

the workers must of thought i was some sort of dinosaur freak! after i got over the fact that the five dollars was gone i focused on the game and eyed the spinning dinosaurs below. i maneuvered the T-Rex crane like a champ and managed to snatch up five beasties before my credit was up.

whew. pretty good, huh?

i cant wait till the dude opens up the machine in 7 months to collect the 3 bucks worth of quarters and he sees a $5 bill in there too. he'll think "Boy, some wacko out there really likes dinosaurs."

and he'll be right.

i won 4 awesome dinosaurs and an Arizona painted bush turtle..

ok i made that last one up. it is some sort of tortoise though. ;]

U.S. Marines

Who else can go out running in tiny green shorts and shirts and still be badass?

Masters Shmasters

People from all over the country have flocked to augusta to see the Masters golf tournament and.. oh wait, i dont care.
the traffic in town is pretty awful though. :[


"Hey, lets all go watch some old guy hit a tiny white ball with a metal stick!"
"Alright! But only if we can all wear khaki shorts!"

The Elusive Pancake-Man

Fact or Fiction?

Some people say that the picture below is a fraud. just a man in a suit, they say. i say that it is indeed the mysterious Pancake-man [a.k.a. the yeti of augusta] who's been spotted around town several times.

Experts agree that it's probably just a weather balloon.

meg

the idea is to stay on, sillybean. ;]

Ito

Fantastic

from: http://www.photobasement.com/baby-burrito/